December, 2025 - The Daily Edition

Mice Growing in Size as Unlimited Popcorn Fuels Evolution

Cinema operators across the UK are reporting a curious and slightly alarming trend. The mice that traditionally scurry beneath the

The King in Yellow Terrifies Chelmsford Theatre

Chelmsford’s arts community is in turmoil this week after the debut of a mysterious new play titled The King in

Scientists Admit Brussels Sprouts Were Never Meant for Human Consumption

A shocking revelation from the European Food Research Institute has left the culinary world reeling: Brussels sprouts were never actually

Eurovision Happy to Overlook Atrocities if the Songs Are Catchy

The organisers of the Eurovision Song Contest have again attracted criticism after confirming that countries accused of extremely questionable behaviour

Whitby School's Scarf Ban Sparks Local Confusion

Whitby School Bans Scarves Over Safety Concerns

A secondary school in Whitby has provoked a mixture of bafflement and begrudging acceptance after announcing a blanket ban on

Gandalf vs Dumbledore Debate Sparks Fan Club Feud

Residents of a quiet community hall in Milton Keynes were stunned this week when a joint fantasy appreciation event descended

Secret Santa “Sex Offender” Mix Up Causes Office Meltdown

In an otherwise ordinary regional office, a well intentioned but deeply confused employee managed to derail the annual festive spirit

Nottingham Fox Refuses Anything But Waitrose Leftovers

Residents of a quiet Nottingham suburb say they have grown accustomed to the sight of an exceptionally well-groomed urban fox

Man Attends Accountancy Interview in Full Rocky Horror Costume

A job interview at the Royal Eastborough Theatre took an unexpected turn this week when 32-year-old applicant Martin Greeves arrived

Energy Firms Warn Bills May Rise Due to Profit Shortage

Energy companies across the UK have issued a joint statement warning that household energy bills may increase again, this time